This reporter interviewed the subject, Puddin (aka “old fuzzbucket”, aka “wildchild”, aka “old dirt bag”) at his favorite drinking establishment, shown below. When this reporter questioned Puddin about the cleanliness, sanitation, and just plain common sense of making toilet water his beverage of choice, Puddin responded, “Meow.” Asked for further explanation of this stance, he further commented, “Merrowwwwweeer.” This reporter translated this as cat-speak for, “Leave me the Hell alone.” and moved on lest catly displeasure ensued.
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